Little Known Fact #3

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/18/2013 at 22:58 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Engineers love crackers.

Volvosaurus-Rex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:00

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What kind of engineers?

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:01

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Also Frank Grimes's'ssess's.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Volvosaurus-Rex 10/18/2013 at 23:03

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All types. If one is ever faced by a ranting or pissed off engineer, offer them crackers.

Volvosaurus-Rex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:11

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As an engineer, granola bars and pita chips come to mind first.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Volvosaurus-Rex 10/18/2013 at 23:14

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THOU SHALL NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS!!!!

Volvosaurus-Rex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:18

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I have a new master now, and she is naked.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:19

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Entirely correct. In my case, also Triscuits.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Volvosaurus-Rex 10/18/2013 at 23:23

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I'd rather not eat porcelain. Heathen Scum!

Volvosaurus-Rex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:26

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Maybe if you had brushed your teeth like the dentist said, it wouldn't be a problem...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Volvosaurus-Rex 10/18/2013 at 23:29

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How to make pita chips:
1. Grab dinner plate
2. Through it on the ground!
3. Enjoy your pita chips

Volvosaurus-Rex > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:32

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Are you even an engineer?

Chase > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:44

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Heathen

MrGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:49

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Engineers love Pretzel sticks. This is because, as demonstrated in our first MODS course, they are perfect for illustrating how pure torsion results in a failure at a 45-degree angle. Our professor suggested this would be good to show people at parties, if anyone cares to try and tell me how it goes.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2013 at 23:53

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This entire post is RACIST.

Gisk > PatBateman 10/19/2013 at 06:44

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chase 10/19/2013 at 09:57

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Those are still crackers!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Volvosaurus-Rex 10/19/2013 at 09:57

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Mechanical

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2013 at 18:53

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I m the exception, thus confirming the rule

DoubleU > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2013 at 17:36

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This explains why I like them SO much more than the wife does.....

DoubleU > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2013 at 17:45

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